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rdy to go home and be w/ my friends and pets 4 summer
This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ
lol
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Today, I ate sandwich that consisted of tomatoes and cheese… I’m crying
i-amtheliquor asked: Sam this is not a laughing matter that poop was giant
lol
Anonymous asked: sup homo
hi :(
Day 3 of Veg Life
Ate beans… soo many beans… I am the bean king… the bean God…
I AM A BEAN
Day 2 of being a veg head…
I’ve survived this far. Hallucinations have started. Bacon seen out of the corner of my eye. Tears have fallen as chicken sandwiches pass by uneaten. My dreams are haunted by rows of vegetables forcing themselves into my mouth.
Otherwise it’s aight.
